( First things first -- My annual this-is-why-I-don't-celebrate-St.Patrick's-day info )

Do not wish me a Happy St. Patty's day or try to induce me to participate in any way. I know this day has come to mean one of two things for most people (national Irish day or national get-wasted-on-green-beer day), so most everyone gets confused by my adamant stance on the day ( Read more... )